The Journal Of Admiral Nowhere

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dariuswhiteplume: Various D&D Editions: “How It Feels” To be fair, I love 4e, but I can certainly see the argument. In case you need to know, top to bottom is Dragon’s Lair, Excalibur, Conan the Barbarian (Destroyer?), Wrath of the Dragon God, and World of Warcraft

dariuswhiteplume:

Various D&D Editions: “How It Feels”

To be fair, I love 4e, but I can certainly see the argument.

In case you need to know, top to bottom is Dragon’s Lair, Excalibur, Conan the Barbarian (Destroyer?), Wrath of the Dragon God, and World of Warcraft

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zodiac awards

teyuss:

aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “”“individual”“” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award

Yaaah!  I got an award!

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